Brittany Cartwright is “revenge body” bound.

The “Valley” star admitted to “When Reality Hits” podcast listeners Thursday that she is upset she has not turned into “a skinny, stressed girl” after her and Jax Taylor’s separation.

“I’m over here praying I get that thing [when you’re] going through a lot of stress,” she said. “Why am I not getting the skinny, can’t eat s–t vibes?”

Her guest, Michelle Lally, replied, “There are two types of women. [There are] the women that can’t stop eating because they’re stressed out.”

Cartwright, 35, interrupted to exclaim, “That is what’s happening to me. Like, why can’t I be the other way?”

When Lally told her fellow Bravolebrity to “force [her]self,” Cartwright clarified that she is “trying to get back on track” by following a Jenny Craig regimen and going to the gym four times a week.